More: Reared since birth, Baby Gunther is the sweetest, gentlest, and most loving dog a man could ask for. He's a complete hit everywhere he goes, has never caused a single problem, and usually is catered to better than I am whenever we go out. If I'm going somewhere, anywhere, he's in tow. He's the apple of my eye, the light of my life, and until I am blessed with biological children of my own, he's my everything.