I promise you.....
More: I will cover you in kisses and be your protector at all times. I will be sure to not let the cat have access to you when I KNOW that I am your preference. I promise to protect you from that loud obnoxious vacuum cleaner even though you guys seem to have a relationship that I just dont understand. I promise to lick your plate unannounced so that you only eat whats necessary. I promise to try to run outside as much as possible to exhaust you and provide you with exercise at the same time. I promise to give you unconditional love when you are in need, down, discouraged and in desperate need of a friend. I promise (as the man of the house) to always give you kisses after I have sufficiently cleaned my backside. You deserve my best.Vote