Satisfied Old Man

More: As an Airedale prince, he gets a scoop of ricotta cheese with his breakfast, boiled chicken and orzo for his lunch, 3 Plato Duck Strips precisely at 4:00 p.m., and 2 halves of a fortune cookie (for the crunch) after his dinner. He walks 3-to-4 miles a day to burn it off. In his golden years, he enjoys doing an occasional Otis Redding and watching traffic on the Hudson River.