I heard today that I may have a "case" of the "Mondays." If anyone has more information about this case, please call me ASAP. Thank you.

More: My mom is a big X-Files fan and decided to name me Felix because it's an anagram for xfile. Now I have a cat name and nobody understands why. I was supposedly "adopted" at 3 months old from an animal shelter in PA, but we all know adopted is just another word for abducted. The truth is out there, and I want to retrieve.