Votes: 50


Guinness, the toughest dog in at the empty farm.

More: Guinness was found wandering the streets with a broken chain around his neck and no social skills whatsoever. Since then, he's been a part of our family, protecting us from grave dangers like squirrels and stray tennis balls, constantly reminding us of how tough he is(n't), and professing his "street smarts" from his extended (probably a few days) stay on the streets. And yes, that one ear is always flopped down. :) We present: Guinness the Goober. Tougher, and more fierce, than any dog that's sleeping.