More: He’s the funniest, goofiest boy ever. 30 seconds after he eats, it’s tug of war time with his pet duck toy. He’s also the sweetest. He takes up most of my sofa, but he gets whatever he wants so I just use him as a blanket. He’s paranoid about letting people touch his paws, so instead of shaking hands, he gives kisses on command. He’s the absolute best part of my life. He’s my best friend.