Long Haired: Bernie; Short Haired: Joey

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More: If you ever watched the "Odd Couple" on TV you know it all. Bernie is Jack Klugman/Oscar Madison. He's a hunter and no snow drift is to high to slide on or mud hole to dirty to roll in. Joey is Tony Randall/Felix Unger. He doesn't like going out in the rain. He doesn't get dirty and prefers to stay on a groomed trail.