I’m the best there ever was!!

More: Macy: I am basically human with a lot of fur. I actually don’t know that i’m a D-O-G 😱 THAT is beneath me!! They make me go outside sometimes, but I am apalled by it!! 🙄 I’m very prissy and don’t like to walk in the grass and mess my feet up. I hate to toot my own horn, but it doesn’t get any better than this. I’m sorry for the other heathens that are entering this contest, because there is no contest. Actually, I don’t know why am entering this contest because I am not a D-O-G !!! 😳