What do you mean I can’t eat the sprinkler?

More: Wally is a silly, simple guy! He is our lovable doofus, with the biggest heart. He loves cuddles, hugs, and never-ending attention. He is a lover of all creatures, can make friends with anyone, and loves to roll and play in water at any chance he gets. He just can’t quite understand why chomping at the sprinkler jets never works.