I didn’t do it momma.

More: My son and I spent a few hours in the backyard calling our new pup every dog name we could think of, Max, Brandy, Old Yeller, you get the idea. He didn’t respond to any of them. My sister came out and asked if I wanted coffee or tea to which I responded loudly, coffee. Well, he came running over to me so fast. Then my son, who was (6) at the time started calling him, Coffee Coffee, and he went running right over. So our dog named himself Coffee and you know everybody loves coffee.