More: Floozie is the best. We adopted her when she was 5 years old and since then she has maintained the energy of an “over it” teenager to perfection. Her life consists of walking somewhere only to nap there, barking at deer, and stealing dad’s pizza crust when he’s not looking. All she wants to do is sit in the living room with you while you watch tv (no scary action movies) on her Orvis dog bed!