More: I’m a 100% disabled vet who ended up with a bulldog by “accident” (the story is too long to go into here but it’s heart warming). He goes by Tank, Pork Chop, Bulldog, Meathead and other words that cannot be said here when he makes the naughty list. His favorite activities include sleeping, eating, sleeping, eating, farting, sleeping, chasing squirrels that have a massive head start on him, sleeping and hogging dad’s bed (while sleeping). He loves people and has a zest for life. Everything is fun to him, and the whole world is his playground (and revolves around him in his mind). He has a “sister” German Shepherd and three felines, one of whom is his cuddle buddy.