Waldorf

The last time I buy a dog at Ikea.

More: Waldorf is a fun-loving, smart and absolutely loyal member of our family! I mean I haven't seen the inside of either of our bathrooms by myself since we brought him home, no telling what might happen to me if I were to be in there all by myself. Oh, and he is a connoisseur of exceptional dirty socks. Any sock will do in a pinch, however he prefers the heady fragrance combined with the woody character of "Dad's Sweaty Worksocks". After having aged in Dad's workboots for 8 hours, and allowed to breathe for a full 10 seconds they are at their peak! Such socks are maintained for proper presentation at the most inopportune time. Wouldn't trade him for any other little buddy.
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